Do I Need Dessert Police?

Here at Woodchuck Manor we have beautiful flower arrangements throughout the buildings. The colors on this one really caught my attention.  The birds also caught the attention of others and the Big Bird Police had to come in and make sure everyone behaved.

I won't name names but some of the suspicious charaters might include SM, PG, BJ, and BLM. The big question here is which will happen first:  Will Susan move out before Woodchuck throws her out? After all, one of her favorite quotes is from G. B. Shaw (but usually attributed to Robert Kennedy):

You see things; and you say ‘Why?’

But I dream things that never were;

and I say ‘Why not?’

Maybe someone needs to take a look at the dessert choices available at every meal here at Woodchuck Manor and make sure I behave and don't take two desserts. The photo doesn't include the ice cream machine - two flavors always. There is also frozen yogurt if you want to pretend you are a health nut.

Susan tries to keep me in line but ...