Me: This is the picture I want on the post. Can you fix it?
Susan: Looks fine to me. What's the problem?
Me: Can you make me look like I didn't eat so much in Sicily?
Susan: You ate too much in Sicily.
And I have Photoshop Elements 2.0 and it won't work to make you look skinny.
But we could get a better version of Photoshop and maybe a Wacom tablet and I might be able to do it.
Me: How much would that cost?
Susan: Total, maybe about $600-700.
Me: You're right, the picture looks fine.
For the record, the official ceramics name for a pot this size is "Big-A** Pot".