Size Might Matter

This picture was taken in the grounds of a museum in Sicily where we heard a good talk about Sicily being in the middle of a number of trade routes which resulted in a lot of culture being dumped on it. I'd tell you more but the visit to the museum happened after a big Sicilian lunch and I do know how to nap standing up.

Me: This is the picture I want on the post. Can you fix it?

Susan: Looks fine to me. What's the problem?

Me: Can you make me look like I didn't eat so much in Sicily?

Susan: You ate too much in Sicily.

And I have Photoshop Elements 2.0 and it won't work to make you look skinny.

But we could get a better version of Photoshop and maybe a Wacom tablet and I might be able to do it.

Me: How much would that cost?

Susan: Total, maybe about $600-700.

Me: You're right, the picture looks fine.

For the record, the official ceramics name for a pot this size is "Big-A** Pot".