Yes, Robyn, he really does lie on the floor. Loud snoring enters into this scenario at times. As the sun drifts over from his left side he might throw his arm over his face, as it's too cold to pull up his shirt. I'm not even sure he ever put on shoes to start out his day. And that's a 3-day growth of beard.
School starts in 11 days and that's not too soon for me. Otherwise, there could be blood shed.