I'm Vaguely Famous, But Mainly in My Own Mind

This was shown in a special "Glossy" section that comes with our newspaper once a month. Susan is my Go-To newspaper scanner and she missed this. She defended herself by saying she doesn't look at the stuff in Glossy because it's all too "frou-frou". Well, excuuuuuuse me!

Thanks to my fellow student, Andrea, for letting me know I had my 15 minutes of fame.